yeezauss:
“YEEZAUSS.
”

stevetogers:

I’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way I have no preference

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foreverdreamingbymoonlight:

daggerpen:

Gentle reminder that the human eye is naturally drawn by noise and movement, so the next time you walk into a crowd or a bit late into a lecture or something like that, they’re not staring at you or judging; it’s just an instinctive reaction that has nothing to do with you doing anything wrong.

This really helps my anxiety.

stevebucky:

i want to wear a huge, beautiful dress and run down a castle hallway at least ONCE

ladynorbert:
“ ladynorbert:
“ manfuckyopride:
“
”
STOP ENCOURAGING CANNIBALISM.
”
I have been informed that this post does not, in fact, refer to cannibalism.
”

tardis-mind-palace:

kaliforhnia:

Tell him you’re excited to have his last name and then marry his brother

This is some Shakespeare level shade